naked + on crack + gator = Life Threatening problem

[Al smith]

Naked guy on crack wanders into swamp gets attacked by Gator

Gator Attacks Naked Man On Crack, 12-Foot Alligator Nearly Rips Man's Arm Off Before Heroic Rescue In Florida - CBS News

 

[vegasnitro]

Sometimes you get the gator, sometimes the gator gets you and sometimes, but not very often, there is actually a cop around when you need one!

 

[Nitrohaulic]

Gives me more than one reality show idea!

 

[cstarns]

Naked guy on crack wanders into swamp gets attacked by Gator

Gator Attacks Naked Man On Crack, 12-Foot Alligator Nearly Rips Man's Arm Off Before Heroic Rescue In Florida - CBS News

You know, I never really considered myself a lucky person but after reading that, I am thankful that out ALL of the times that I have been gooned out on crack and wandered naked into a swamp, I've never been attacked by a gator with no sense of humor.

 

[force fan]

Naked guy on crack wanders into swamp gets attacked by Gator

Gator Attacks Naked Man On Crack, 12-Foot Alligator Nearly Rips Man's Arm Off Before Heroic Rescue In Florida - CBS News

That happened here in Lakeland Fl where I live. It wasn't in the swamp, it was at Lake Parker which has a lot of gators. He was in the weeds smokin crack when the gator got him. Not a lake to be hangin around after dark. There are LOTS of gators!!!!!!

 

[Nitrohaulic]

You're not kidding! I drive trucks and it's been a year or two since I've been down there, but the last time I was reloading at a sugar plant in the middle of the state somewhere, meaning I drove a lot of miles beside those canals with all the "tires" floating in them. The driveway for the plant was probably a mile long, with a canal running right beside it. That's when I was close enough to see what all those tires really were! Holy sh**! The guard's shack was only about ten feet from the water's edge, no fence or anything.

Haven't I heard in the news that the population has really been up there? They feeding on transplanted Yankees, or what?

I wonder if there's enough crack in an addict's body to effect the alligator if it eats them? That's all you need. A cracky gator, as if they're not fast enough already.

 

[ProStockJunkie]

That happened here in Lakeland Fl where I live. It wasn't in the swamp, it was at Lake Parker which has a lot of gators. He was in the weeds smokin crack when the gator got him. Not a lake to be hangin around after dark. There are LOTS of gators!!!!!!

They didn't kill the gator they caught, did they? Hope not. Animals pay for human stupidity.

 

[Al smith]

heres the 911 call,

MiamiHerald.com | 11/30/2006 | 911 call records naked man's epic fight with gator


Where the hecks Amos Moses when you need him?

 

[Al smith]

More Naked truth

Is it clothing optional week in Florida or something? hers another naked man incident

Naked Man Sets Fire In Ybor City - Local News - local6.com | WKMG

 

[mick]

of course they won't kill that gator - any shoes or purses made
with it's hyde would be very susceptible to crack.