Top Fuel is in need of the type of overhaul that consists of jacking up the body and driving a completely new car (chassis) underneath it.
Somebody said, "get the creative juices flowing....we are a passionate lot if nothing else...."
I am 70 years old, (still passionate, though) and went to my first drag race ~got hooked~ when I was 17... Let's see, that's fifty-three years of watching expanding hot air pushing vehicles to higher speeds, by the second. Never more than a hobby for me, I nevertheless have seen a lot, and hopefully, learned a little along the way.
What I have seen is a class of competition (Top Fuel), which was originally a basically wide-open class with few restrictions on equipment and modifications, morph into what we have today, which is, regardless of what you want to call it, a "spec" class of racing SO restricted that when Ford wanted to build Fuel motor, NHRA dictated all the pertinent parameters so that it came out a Chrysler 426-style Hemi. Bore center spacing, valve angles, and other parameters that COULD have given the new engine from Ford the possibility of a performance advantage were killed off in NHRA's zeal to "level the playing field."
So, John Force has a Mustang with a Chrysler Hemi engine, "assembled" by Ford. B-F-D!!!
For many years in the '50s and '60s, the Top Eliminator cars had a variety of powerplants; Oldsmobiles (Porter/Reis; Ratican/Jackson/Stearns, Burkholder Bros.), Pontiacs (Eddie Hill, Mickey Thompson, Ernie's Camera), Chevys (Pete Robinson; Logghe Bros; Nye Frank; Jim Bucher), and myriad Chryslers (everyone else.)
NHRA could have stopped the stampede to Hemis, but didn't. Now, we have a cookie-cutter mentality that manifests itself in a scenario that makes it a painter's delight, because in most cases, if all the cars were gray, with no lettering, you couldn't tell Rod Fuller's car from, say, Doug Kalitta's.
They all look alike, except for the paint jobs. They all sound alike. They all perform pretty much alike, within hundredths of a second of each other. Best reaction time and hook wins the race, more often than not, because they ALL have the HP to spin the tires at 300 mph, in spite of some (reputed) 7,000-pounds of downforce on the rear tires at 300+ mph.
Is this exciting, just because they produce 120 decibels as they go by?
It won't exactly put you to sleep, no, but the sameness of the cars, and the stagnation that has engulfed Top Fuel over the last fifteen, or so, years has greatly reduced the "imagination" factor among fans to unacceptably low levels.
There were Ford fans, Chevy fans, Olds fans and Mopar fans at one time, who cheered on their favorite brands in the Top Eliminator wars... and then, there was one... the mighty Hemi... and they were so FAST, that nobody dared run a wedge seriously, against them. So, they became the engine of choice.... for EVERYONE.
Then, NHRA went into their "protect the parts suppliers" act and put design constraints on T/F engines to the extent that you
cannot run anything ELSE in that Eliminator. The diversity that embodied Top Eliminator, and for a while, Top Fuel,
died, with lots of help from NHRA.
So much for powerplant diversity.
Now, they have a situation wherein the race cars are SO fast that a lot of strips have inadequate shutdown areas, and so the racing surface is reduced to 1,000-feet, slapping the tradition of quarter-mile drag racing in the face like a cold, wet, fish. Can you imagine the Indianapolis 378???? Neither can I.
In the interest of safety and cost reduction, I would like to propose a change to NHRA racing that could only come from an admonition to "get the creative juices flowing," to come up with a solution that will entail "thinking outside the box" in a big way.
My memory isn't the best at my age, but I can stil vividly remember NHRA Top Eliminator racing in the absence of nitro. I was at the NHRA Nationals (not yet the "U.S. Nationals" because it was the ONLY NHRA "Nationals" at the time) in 1957, '58, '61 and '62 and there was not a drop of oxygenated fuel on the property. The nitro ban had been in effect for six years when I was at the '62 Indy race and there were something like 1,200 participants. And, not a bracket car in the bunch (".90" cars hadn't been invented, yet.)
Fans filled the stands; not an empty seat in the house!
Top Eliminator featured such luminaries as Jack Chrisman, Jim Nelson, Connie Kalitta, Eddie Hill, and the engine variety even included a Pontiac 'Hemi' built by Mickey Thompson and driven by Jack Chrisman (it won the race.)
There wasn't a COOKIE CUTTER car in the mix, anywhere.
Enough talk about what is wrong with Top Fuel as regards "sameness."
I think the time is way overdue for some discussion about what can be done to inject some excitement into the Fueler program, and to simultaneously derail the train that runs fast and hard to bankrupt even well-funded independent Top Fuel teams.
My ideas will be dismissed as a deranged old man's pipe dream by probably 90-percent of the readers of this forum, because they will seem so radical, but I think the
time has come for radical change to this Eliminator. The stultifyig sameness of the Top Fuel experience due to the reasons I have pointed out, coupled with the unconscionably high cost of maintaining an 8,000-horsepower car are two of the reasons we probably won't see full fields next year at some, if not all, races.
If you're not sitting down, please do so, because you're not going to want to stand up while you read the following... dizzyness might well occur.
Let's make a list of the positive attributes of nitro in a T/F car.
1. It''s incredibly loud.... people seem to like that. I know, I sure do.
2. It's incredibly powerful; produces unheard-of horsepower and speed.
3. It smells great! Nothing like the smell of nitro in the morning! Really!
4. It sets NHRA (and, IHRA) Fuel racing apart from any other kind of racing.
5. I can't think of another good thing about it.
Now, let's make a list of the negative attributes of nitro in a T/F car:
1. It's incredibly expensive, and a big part of a Fuel team's budget.
2. It is SO powerful that it destroys parts on a wholesale basis. $$$$$
3. It causes VERY extensive engine damage, sometimes, seemingly, for no
reason at all.
4. Engine explosions in Fuel motors are dangerous for several different
reasons. They can knock a driver unconscious, destroy braking systems
etc.
5. There is a lot of politics involved in the distributiion of nitro, sometimes,
driving the price up, and recently, alleged shortages have occurred.
6. It's a fire hazard of monumental proportions in an engine explosion.
7. It MAY be carcinogenic (I am not sure if that's true.)
8. Noise curfews are increasingly enforced, and nitro motors can be heard
for miles.
9. Percentages now have to be policed by NHRA tech people; another
instance of having to hire another person to run the race properly.
10. Blower explosions are prevalent, with a lot of races lost/aborted due to
"opened" burst panels.
11. An inordinate amount of oil-downs due to engine damage is the norm,
rather than the exception with "bottom-feeder" T/F teams who can't
afford state-of-the-art parts.
12. Seemingly constant rules adjustment for allowed percentages in T/F.
Hmmmm.... 12 to 4.... not a very good showing for our beloved nitro....
OKAY, what is the alternative; surely not a return to blacky carbon; gas is for washing parts, remember??? LOL!
Here's one possibility, and probably where most of you who have read this far will stop reading. If you're still awake, this is my idea (not EVEN a "proposal," but something that MIGHT have possibilities if given some R & D time to iron out the rough spots, and, there will be MANY!
Ban nitro, and replace the current race cars that run T/F with a "different" sort of Top Eliminator car.... a sort of "modified" Top Alcohol Dragster with a LOT of performance-enhancing features that will (hopefully) put its performance roughly on par with the Fuelers running today.
Is that possible? Well, maybe; let's see...
Where is it written (other than in an NHRA rulebook) that a T/F car NEEDS to have a 300" wheelbase? These cars just gained another fifty pounds for 2009, and now must weigh an axle-busting TWENTY-THREE-HUNDRED POUNDS (with driver) for the new year. Whew... that's just shy of a Pro Stocker with DOORS...
I would like to see the "new" race car I'm proposing losing about 500 pounds of that road-hugging weight, and a good place to start would be to lop off about 60 inches of wheelbase... 240 inches is twenty feet, you know... Why would a car need to be any longer than that; polar inertia can only take you so far; you have to actually STEER the car at some point. Funny Cars go almost as fast with the same mount of power on a 125" wheelbase.
Wouldn't need to carry nearly as much fuel.... weight factor.
The engine in this new-generation Top Eliminator vehicle would be geared toward making as much horsepower as you can make on alcohol with two turbochargers. It would be half again as large as its nitro-burning cousin, at 750 cubic inches, and could be a Hemi or a canted-valve "Rat Motor" derived block. Sonny Leonard (Lynchburg, VA) has made 4,000 horsepower with a dyno "mule" engine like that, and the research is just beginning on combinations like that. I think a 4,000 horsepower, all aluminum, turbo motor, with todays clutch technology, in an 1,850-pound car, could run pretty fast with some attention to aerodynamics. Wouldn't need NEARLY as much wing, f'r instance...
MIGHT need a 2-speed Lenco to get the job done, but I think it's feasible.
Look at the advantages before you walk away in disgust, please:
Minimal parts attrition, due to WAY fewer engine explosions. When it does explode, the force of the explosion will be a fraction of a nitro explosion.
CHEAP Fuel.... no more extortion by "the powers that be" on fuel pricing.
Cleaner "aero" packaging. A two turbo setup can be a lot cleaner, aerodynamically, than a mailbox on top of a 14:71... Less drag.
Smaller tires, and they'd have less rolling resistance, aerodynamic drag, and maybe be cheaper.
Less blower maintenance. No Gilmer belts to break in the middle of a run... Less clutch maintenance (4,000 HP and a 2-speed won't eat up clutch disks like an 8,000 HP High-Grar-Only setup will.)
Less ignition requirement... Alky is a lot easier to ignite than nitro. No more "welder' mags....
Fewer aborted races, because these engines won't be dropping cylinders like a nitro engine does, for no apparent reason.
Fewer "out of shape" runs that nitro engines produce because the car is pushed sideways due to dropped cylinders. These plugs will fire every time.... I think.
MUCH easier on rear end gears due to the reduced torque loads.
Easier to stop, due to the reduced (500 pounds, remember?) weight.
The cookie-cutter syndrome that has killed diversity in Top Fuel won't be present in this combination for a long time... It will take months, maybe YEARS for them to science-out this engine /tranny setup to the degree that T/F has theirs worked out at the present time. In the meantime, we may see some new faces in the winners' circle. Wouldn't THAT be nice, for a change???
At least, some, of the present-day cars might be able to be shortened, lightened, and back-halved to conform to the "new" Top Eliminator formula. That possibility would have to be investigated... I just dunno...
The initial cost to teams would be high, but the ongoing maintenance costs would be miniscule, compared with what it costs to run a Fuel car in today's market. They'd make their money back on maintenance in a hurry.
Sponsorships would be easier to come-by, because due to the reduced maintenance cost, smaller amounts of cash would be required to run the operation. Racers could get by on a lot less moolah.... That equals more race cars at the strip on the weekend.
The downside is, of course, turbo motors are nothing like a Fuel motor. There's nothing in the
world like a Fuel motor (I think Don Garlits said that, and I agree.)
But, is that
sound worth all the downsides I pointed out at the beginning of this unconscionalbly long diatribe?
Remains to be seen.... LOL!
Question of the day: Why is NHRA so adamantly opposed to compressed air valve springs, if they care a WHIT about lowering the cost of racing?
ALL Formula One cars (20,000 rpm) have had compressed air valve springs for years, now.
You buy them once and they last indefinitely. Valve springs are a big part of the budget in drag racing, particularly, in the blown alky classes.
(okay; nobody's selling them now, but if they were allowed, somebody surely would be.)
I wonder what motivates NHRA to disallow them from ALL vehicles in competition. Don't you?
But, I digress...
Thanks for listening. I promise not to write another post this long.... ever again.
Ol' Crazy Bill, in Conway, Arkansas