He thought he heard Godzilla from the parking lot...

[sutton]

Nitro makes your hair fall out, your skin to wrinkle, causes loss of teeth, lose balance, walk slower, have bad eyes, loss of hearing, bones to hurt and get old. O well, I am trying to blame Nitro for all of my issues, from all of my years in drag racing.
Larry Sutton---

 

[65 Goatboy]

Nitro makes your hair fall out, your skin to wrinkle, causes loss of teeth, lose balance, walk slower, have bad eyes, loss of hearing, bones to hurt and get old. O well, I am trying to blame Nitro for all of my issues, from all of my years in drag racing.
Larry Sutton---

Makes perfect sense to me.

 

[z28]

Nitro makes your hair fall out, your skin to wrinkle, causes loss of teeth, lose balance, walk slower, have bad eyes, loss of hearing, bones to hurt and get old. O well, I am trying to blame Nitro for all of my issues, from all of my years in drag racing.
Larry Sutton---

that's why you can never get enough

 

[Randy]

Nitro makes your hair fall out, your skin to wrinkle, causes loss of teeth, lose balance, walk slower, have bad eyes, loss of hearing, bones to hurt and get old. O well, I am trying to blame Nitro for all of my issues, from all of my years in drag racing.
Larry Sutton---

It also causes your credit cards to be on red alert, wallet empty 90% of the time (except on payday), you and your friend's profile pictures on Nitromater and Facebook have a picture of race cars instead of themselves, your Christmas Card list includes "Brad Anderson Enterprises, Crower Clutches, Murf McKinney, and NGK Spark Plugs," and whenever your accountant does your taxes he or she will argue with you about the legality of deducting your race car expenses as a business rather than as a hobby.

This is just a partial list, by the way.