Funny for the day (1 Viewer)

[Alan]

A man goes to an oral surgeon to have a tooth pulled. The dentist pulls out a freezing needle to give the man a shot.

'No way!! No needles!! I hate needles,' the patient said.

The dentist starts to hook up the laughing gas and the man objects. 'I can't do the gas thing. The thought of having the gas mask on is suffocating me!!'
The dentist then asks the patient if he has any objection to taking a pill. 'No objection', says the patient, 'I'm fine with pills'.

The dentist then returns and says, 'here's a Viagra tablet'.

The patient says, 'Wow! I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer!'

'It doesn't', said the dentist, 'but it will give you something to hold on to when I pull your tooth!!!

 

[murf]

Good one Alan! Hot enough for ya the last couple of days? Worked all day on a customers house in Byron and man I was wilted by the end.

 

[Alan]

Good one Alan! Hot enough for ya the last couple of days? Worked all day on a customers house in Byron and man I was wilted by the end.

I don't even mind the heat.....I'm sick and disgusting like that!!!! I'll mow the yard in 100 degrees, whatever. The only bad part is at work I'm back and forth between my cool office and hot shop a lot, so the shop always feels even toastier. Let me tell ya, there is nothing like working on hot cars when the temp in the shop is 110 or so...........

But it looks like next week we are headed back into the 80's....weird weather...must be the global warming......


I should add that after a 2 week or so run of 105+, I've pretty well had enough!!!!

 

[vehdynam]

hey ; don't feel bad.........here in canada it is hovering around freezing at night !

 

[Alan]

hey ; don't feel bad.........here in canada it is hovering around freezing at night !

I took the puppy out for a potty break at about midnight:30, and it was a balmy 60 plus out.....and not too much of a delta breeze to cool it down!!