Flatulence forces plane to divert

[Hutch]

Telegraph | News | Flatulence forces plane to divert

 

[mick]

that's funny!!
if they were really big farts, she could have blown the plane up!!!

 

[ozfuel]

"She said all 99 passengers and their luggage were taken off the plane and searched, and an unlucky canine team was brought in to sniff the aircraft for explosives."

 

[Nazgul]

Ironically...

Just a few months ago there was a man throw in jail for a few hours (maybe a little less) for flatulence in a courtroom in Great Britian I beleive it was. I think he was the defendent, anyway he relieved himself in court and started giggling uncontrolably... he was told by the judge several times to stop (laughing), and he didn't. He was charged with contempt and locked up until he could compose himself and come back and apologize (which he didn't want to do at first) to the judge and her courtroom.

Talk about a stinky attitude.

 

[Toejam]

Let me tell ya, nothing moves the traffic out of a plane faster after landing than a Good Flubber! Believe me I know!

 

[Nitrohaulic]

So, do you think they'll now be adding something to the pre-flight instructions? I'm sure the lawyers are looking at it.

I still laugh my a$$ off when I think of the comedian who thought to catch the part of the speech where they say if you're sitting next to an emergency exit and are unable or "UNWILLING" to open it. Who IS this bast*rd?