OK... now for the pimp names, yo hear!
My full name: Pimp Daddy Samuel Fresh
With just Sam: Tricktickler Davidowicz Love
Those other names I mentioned above:
Katharine McPhee: Snake Eyes Katharine Flava
Kim Kardashian: Ghetto Fabulous Kardashian Wicked
Michelle Ryan: Treacherous Ryan Ice
Lindsey Lohan: D. Magical Lohan Squeeze
Drew Barrymore: Trick Magnet D. Skillz
Bianca Kajlich: Magic Tickle. B. Sweetness
Charlie Sheen: Sugartastic C. Rock
Ashley Force: Devious Honey Force Squeeze
Mel: Magic Tickle. Troxel Kicks
EE: Delicious E. Quick
Hillary: Silicon Slick Hillary Tickle
Kate: Fine Ass Kate Slim
Shirley: Delicious S. Wicked