An American Christmas Tail

[rocketman]

wELL iVE HAD A FEW Christmas eve DRINKS SO its time to tell the Christmas Story. This is a true story, a slice of Americana, home town USA, ETC. So here it is. This is the worst Christmas story ever told, McKenzie Paper Towel Theater at its worst.

One time I worked in an Athletic club. There was a. well, I'll finish this a little later.

 

[Mike]

I was all set and then I too fell asleep. Finish it next year(LOL)

 

["Dr. Dirt"]

Only a FEW?