A very short story

[Jenn]

A Very Short Story...

Man driving down road.
Woman driving up same road.
They pass each other.
The woman yells out the window, PIG!
Man yells out window, B *T * H!
Man rounds next curve.
Crashes into a HUGE PIG in middle of road and dies.


Thought For the Day: If only men would listen.

 

[mike cummings]

Man driving down road.
Woman driving up same road.
They pass each other.
The man yells out the window, B *T * H!
woman yells out window, PIG!
Woman rounds next curve.
Crashes into a HUGE FEMALE DOG in middle of road and dies.


Thought For the Day: 2 can play at that game!

 

[Jenn]

Man driving down road.
Woman driving up same road.
They pass each other.
The man yells out the window, B *T * H!
woman yells out window, PIG!
Woman rounds next curve.
Crashes into a HUGE FEMALE DOG in middle of road and dies.


Thought For the Day: 2 can play at that game!

I much prefer my version

 

["Dr. Dirt"]

I call gender-bias.

 

[Jenn]

I call gender-bias.

I think you are probably right

 

[Bob]

A woman struggles to get into a pair of blue jeans, and she says "I'm fat."

A man struggles to get into a pair of blue jeans, and he says "There's something wrong with these pants."