ozfuel
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- Jul 10, 2006
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- I come from the land Down Under.....
A BEER BEFORE IT STARTS
A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite
chair, turned on the TV,
and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before
it starts." She looked
a little puzzled, but brought him a beer.
When he finished it, he said,
"Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start."
This time she looked a little angry, but brought him
a beer. When it was
gone, he said, "Quick, another beer, it's gonna
start any second."
"That's it!" She blows her top, "You bastard! You
waltz in here, flop
your fat ass down, don't even say hello to me and
then expect me to run
around like your slave. Don't you realize that I
cook and clean
and wash and iron all day long?"
The husband sighed. "Oh shit, it's started."
A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite
chair, turned on the TV,
and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before
it starts." She looked
a little puzzled, but brought him a beer.
When he finished it, he said,
"Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start."
This time she looked a little angry, but brought him
a beer. When it was
gone, he said, "Quick, another beer, it's gonna
start any second."
"That's it!" She blows her top, "You bastard! You
waltz in here, flop
your fat ass down, don't even say hello to me and
then expect me to run
around like your slave. Don't you realize that I
cook and clean
and wash and iron all day long?"
The husband sighed. "Oh shit, it's started."
