LOL
"...we fired it like 5 times and uh that's when you forget about that Nitro thing... Don't waste the Nitro!"
"..they keep wanting to give me awards, and tellin' me I'm a legend. Well that means.. all the legends I knew retired. I don't want no awards, keep all your sh!t and give me these NHRA trophies."
I'm still laughing.. Absolutely CLASSIC!