Subject: Loving Husband (1 Viewer)

[DixonFan]

After 30 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when
the wife felt her husband
begin to fondle her in ways he hadn't in quite some time.
It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began
moving down past the small of
her back.
He then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down over
her breasts, stopping just
over her lower stomach.
He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, caressed past
the side of her breast
again, working down her side, passed gently over her buttock and down her
leg to her calf. Then, he
proceeded up her inner thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of
her leg. He continued in the
same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and
started to watch the tv.
As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving
voice, 'That was wonderful.
Why did you stop?'

He said, 'I found the remote'.

 

[e-town iceyman]

lolol funny

 

[PJ]

that's funny

 

[Mike]

That would be me! If I was married(LOL)

 

[yoda]

A guy walks into a bar down in North Carolina and orders a white wine.



All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see some

pitiful Yankee from the north.



The bartender says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?"



The guy says, "No, I'm from Ohio."



The bartender says, "What do you do in Ohio?"



The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist."



The bartender says, "A taxidermist?



What in tarnation is a taxidermist?

Do you drive a taxi?"



"No, a taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi. I mount animals."



The bartender grins and hollers,

"It's okay boys. He's one of us."