Hijacking my own thread... I've always wanted to do that!
Mark, a loving husband, was in trouble. He forgot his wedding
anniversary and his wife was really not happy with him.
She told him, "tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway
that goes from 0 to 200 in under 6 seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE."
The next morning, Mark got up really early before work. When
his wife woke up a couple of hours later, she looked out the window,
and sure enough, there was a small gift-wrapped box sitting in the
middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe, ran out to the Driveway, and took the box into the house. She opened it, and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Mark is not yet well enough to have visitors....
