Paging Johnny Cerberus

[Terry]

Mr. Cerberus,

In an effort to bolster our upcoming Cerberus/Chevy collaboration at Topeka in our announcing debut, I am happy to report that in addition to the bowtie-less tent I already possessed and have donated to the cause, I have recently had the good fortune to acquire yet ANOTHER tent at a greatly reduced price. Hope you don't mind that it is yellow. Man, those Slammers folk made me a he!! of a deal on it! What else is needed for our debut?

 

[yoda]

You guys are killin me!!

 

[HEMI6point1]

I read on Digg that Cerberus is going to bring back the old diamond logo on all the Chrysler cars and get rid of the "wing logo." Nothing like a reminder of crappy quality from year's past huh?

 

[Terry]

I read on Digg that Cerberus is going to bring back the old diamond logo on all the Chrysler cars and get rid of the "wing logo." Nothing like a reminder of crappy quality from year's past huh?

I hope Johnny Cerberus was consulted before the decision was made....Mr. Cerberus, are you out there?

 

[Johnny Mopar]

I hope Johnny Cerberus was consulted before the decision was made....Mr. Cerberus, are you out there?

Yes I'm here...sorry, I've been deeeep in corporate meetings with the name change to the mother company. I'm soooo excited about our new name....'Cerberus' has such a better ring to it than 'Chrysler'. I think the name change alone will put us over the top!!!

Regarding the pentastar....we're soooo proud to bring back memories of underpowered vehicles of the 80's, as well as the Volare and K-Car lines. I promise the evolution of these models will have significantly less RUST issues than the original 80's classics. The future is soooo bright, I'm wearing my sunglasses at night!!!

 

[Terry]

Mr. Cerberus,

Wow, the prospect of being able to purchase a new and improved K-car has me all abuzz! One suggestion--in the interest of corporate unity and consistency, shouldn't you change your signature from mopar to ya to Cerberus to ya? As Halle Berry would say, just a thought, just a thought.

 

[Johnny Mopar]

I'm a nostalgic dude...don't know if I can cut all ties to the company formerly known as Mopar! Plus...I have all this crap that has 'Mopar' written all over it...

 

[Terry]

I fully understand the situation. Besides a man of Johnny Cerberus nee Mopar will certainly be able to command some corporate concessions. By the way in all of that mopar crap, do you happen to have a picture of Judy Lilly? I was fortunate enough to beat her in the early 70s in super stock at Marion SD at a Div 5 points race (way back before everyone called them divisionals)

 

[Johnny Mopar]

By the way in all of that mopar crap, do you happen to have a picture of Judy Lilly? I was fortunate enough to beat her in the early 70s in super stock at Marion SD at a Div 5 points race (way back before everyone called them divisionals)

No...I don't have a pic of her, although I just sold a Judy Lilly model car, new in the box to a buddy last year. He probably still has it if you're interested...

If you'd like to see Judy, pick up the current edition of 'Mopar Action' magazine and look for her pic in the coverage of 'Monster Mopar Weekend' at Gateway Int'l Raceway. There's a pic of her signing autographs, and another of her driving a new Rumble Bee Ram truck that runs in the mid 12's, on street tires, with no internal engine modifications. I called that race and can attest that she can still cut a light. She was always .0xx and had one double-o light in eliminations. She was a very gracious lady to work with.

 

[Terry]

I'll check that out. As you might guess I'm not a subscriber to "Cerberus Action", but I'll bet my mopar (scuse me Cerberus) buddies can produce a copy! Been a long time ago, but I still remember it about as clearly as anything that I can remember at my age!

 

[Johnny Mopar]

The magazine is on the stands right now...go ahead and purchase a copy...it'll be good for you! Besides the July Lilly pics and captions there is a very cool feature article on a '71 red six-pack Cuda convertible...the only one ever made.

It'll be good for you.....

 

[Terry]

What the heck, I'll throw caution to the wind and join the Cerberus wave (only to see Judy's car again,of course)

 

[Johnny Mopar]

What the heck, I'll throw caution to the wind and join the Cerberus wave (only to see Judy's car again,of course)

Live on the edge Brother Terry!