Non-PC Golf Terminology

[Hutch]

GOLF TERMINOLOGY Just for golfers..... some new terminology from us Brits.

A Salman Rushdie* - an impossible read
A Rock Hudson* - looked straight, but it wasn't.
A Cuban* - needed one more revolution
An Elton John *- a big bender that lips the rim
An Adolf Hitler* - two shots in the bunker
A Saddam Hussein* - from one bunker straight into another
A Yasser Arafat* - ugly and in the sand
A Kate Winslett* - little bit fat but otherwise perfect
A Glenn Miller* - didn't make it over the water
A Rodney King* -over-clubbed
An O.J. Simpson* - got away with it
A Princess Grace* -should have taken a driver
A Princess Di* - shouldn't have taken a driver
A Michael Jackson* - gradually fading
A Ladyboy* - looks like an easy hole but all is not what it seems
A condom* - safe but didn't feel real good
A circus tent* - a BIG top
An *Anna Kournikova* - looks great, but unlikely to get a result
Brazilian* - Shaves both sides of the hole
A Jeb Bush--too far to the right, out of play
A Nancy Pelosi-too far left, clueless on how to get home from there
A Paris Hilton* - an expensive hole