More Leno jokes (1 Viewer)

[Toejam]

Did you see this on the news the other night? President Bush tripped and almost fell down the steps of Air Force One. It looked like Lindsay Lohan on her way to work.

Isn't it ridiculous how Castro always appears in public wearing his green military fatigues? Like he's still a soldier?! What is he, 80?! That's like President Clinton going out in public with his wedding ring. Nobody's buying it.

Beautiful actress Elizabeth Hurley is engaged to be married to a businessman from India. That has got to be exciting. She's going to marry the man of her dreams and she has a lifetime of free tech support.

In music news, Kevin Federline is now going to be recording a song with American Idol winner Reuben Studdard. I believe it's called K-Fed and Over-Fed.

 

[Rollout96]

LOL!!!!

OK Joe.... I liked those a LOT better!!!!

 

[Joker]

Those are classic Leno

 

[ReactionTimes]

LOL! Much better than the other one, Joe.

 

[Nazgul]

Hilarious...

K-Fed & Over-Fed

 

[Toejam]

Here's a couple more:

In Arlington, Tx they are banning Teenage girls from showing Cleavage. Actually it was the older Female teacher's who were complaining, it's tough enough to get these young boys in bed without this competition!

Ruben Studdard and Kevin Federline will be making a duet together, it's called Ebony and Hillbilly!

And Janet Jackson has posed nude for Vibe magazine, must be getting close to Football season!