Thanks to Doug Palmer for sending me this!
How to Install a Home Security System"
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's
used size 14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with several
empty beer cans, a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and
several NRA magazines.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and
magazine.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
"Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke, Mugsy, and Rocko, I went to the gun
shop for some more ammunition. Be back in an hour. Don't
mess with the pit bulls, they attacked the mailman
this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't
think Killer took part in it, but it was hard to tell
with all the blood.
PS - I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better
wait outside."
How to Install a Home Security System"
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's
used size 14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with several
empty beer cans, a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and
several NRA magazines.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and
magazine.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
"Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke, Mugsy, and Rocko, I went to the gun
shop for some more ammunition. Be back in an hour. Don't
mess with the pit bulls, they attacked the mailman
this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't
think Killer took part in it, but it was hard to tell
with all the blood.
PS - I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better
wait outside."
