Crazy "keyboard racer" challenge.

[HEMI6point1]

I know this would never happen but it would be fun to see.

Let's say someone mouths off about a driver's crappy weekend, or says a comment like "drag racing requires little skill" in front of devoted fans. A team owner sees or hears this and offers to take the person to an all-expenses paid trip to try to earn his/her top fuel or funny car license, "because if it requires little skill, then that person should be able to do it."

My guess is he/she would not make it past a second into the run (already at 100mph) before shutting the motor off, getting out of the car at the far end and needing a change of underwear while screaming "Alright, you win!"

 

[Jenn]

My guess is that you would be in direct competition for this challenge.

 

[MM]

the first time they hit the throttle they would prolly be sitting 3 feet higher in the seat from the load of crap in their pants

 

[HEMI6point1]

My guess is that you would be in direct competition for this challenge.

Why so harsh?

 

[d'kid]

Hell, I'd go for it, if I could pass the Physical

 

[vegasnitro]

One second into the run ... you are being too kind Samuel ... I would say that 99% of john q public's couldn't manage the burnout.