paoldtimer
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FLAT TIRE ON INTERSTATE
A blonde had a flat tire on the interstate. So she eased her car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully got out of the car and opened the trunk.
She took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of her car facing oncoming traffic. They looked so lifelike you wouldn't believe! They were in trench coats, exposing their nude bodies and private parts to the approaching drivers.
She started to change the tire, and to her surprise, cars started slowing down looking at the lifelike men. And of course, traffic started backing up. Everybody was tooting their horns and waving like crazy. It wasn't long before a state trooper pulled up behind her.
He got out of his car and started walking towards her. She could tell he was not a happy camper!
"What's going on here?"
"My car has a flat tire," she said calmly.
"Well, what the he** are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?"
She couldn't believe that he didn't know.
So she told him, "Hello-o-o-o-o-o, those are my emergency flashers!"
Happy Monday...
A blonde had a flat tire on the interstate. So she eased her car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully got out of the car and opened the trunk.
She took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of her car facing oncoming traffic. They looked so lifelike you wouldn't believe! They were in trench coats, exposing their nude bodies and private parts to the approaching drivers.
She started to change the tire, and to her surprise, cars started slowing down looking at the lifelike men. And of course, traffic started backing up. Everybody was tooting their horns and waving like crazy. It wasn't long before a state trooper pulled up behind her.
He got out of his car and started walking towards her. She could tell he was not a happy camper!
"What's going on here?"
"My car has a flat tire," she said calmly.
"Well, what the he** are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?"
She couldn't believe that he didn't know.
So she told him, "Hello-o-o-o-o-o, those are my emergency flashers!"
Happy Monday...
