If there are any repeats, I apologize.
Billy Broke My Heart at Walgreens and I Cried All the Way to Sears
I Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me?
If I Had My Life to Live Over, I'd Live Over a Delicatessen
Saddle Up the Stove, Ma, I'm Riding the Range Tonight
I Thought She Was Out Jogging, But She Was Running Around On Me
If The Jukebox Took Teardrops I'd Cry All Night Long
If Love Were Oil, I'd be a Quart Low
Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart was Pure
I Don't Know Whether To Come Home Or Go Crazy
Just Bought a Car From a Guy That Stole my Girl, but the Car Don't Run, So I Figure We Got an Even Deal
Her Body Couldn't Keep You Off My Mind
Her Cheatin' Heart Made A Drunken Fool Out Of Me
Out Of My Head And Back In My Bed
At the Gas Station of Love, I Got the Self-Service Pump
How Come Your Dog Don't Bite Nobody But Me?
If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now
I Wish I Were a Woman (So I Could Go Out With a Guy Like Me)
I Would Have Wrote You a Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck!
It Don't Feel Like Sinnin' To Me
I'm Gettin' Gray From Being Blue
If You Can't Live Without Me, Why Aren't You Dead Yet?
Would Jesus Wear A Rolex On His Television Show?
You Hurt The Love Right Out Of Me
I Sat Down On a Beartrap (Just This Morning)
I Sent Her Artificial Flowers For Her Artificial Love
Mama, Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart
I Was Looking Back to See If You Were Looking Back to See If I Was Looking Back to See if You Were Looking Back at Me
Guess My Eyes Were Bigger Than My Heart
If Fingerprints Showed Up On Skin, Wonder Whose I'd Find On You
Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well
Gave Her My Heart and a Diamond And She Clubbed Me With a Spade
I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
Going to Hell in Your Heavenly Arms
If Whiskey Were A Woman I'd Be Married For Sure
Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart
She Feels Like A New Man Tonight
I May Be Used (But Baby I Ain't Used Up)
I'm The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised
If Drinkin' Don't Kill Me Her Memory Will
Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart
If You Can't Feel It (It Ain't There)
Your Negligee Has Turned To a Flannel Nightgown
You're The Hangnail In My Life, And I Can't Bite You Off
You Changed Your Name From Brown to Jones, and Mine From Brown to Blue
Touch Me With More Than Your Hands
Do You Love As Good As You Look
Who's Makin' Time with the Time Keeper's Daughter, when the Time Keeper's Keepin' Time?
When We Get Back To the Farm (That's When We Really Go To Town)
You Stuck My Heart In a Old Tin Can and Shot It Off a Log
And There was Grandma, Swingin' on the Outhouse Door, Without a Shirt On
How Can I Miss You When You Won't Go Away?
I'd Rather Pass a Kidney Stone than Another Night With You
Why Do You Believe Me When I Tell You That I Love You When You Know I've Been A Liar All My Life?
He's Been Drunk Since His Wife's Gone Punk
I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
She Got The Gold Mine and I Got The Shaft
Come Out of the Wheatfield Nelly, You're Going Against the Grain
I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life
If You Don't Leave Me Alone I'll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will
I've Got The Hungries For Your Love And I'm Waiting In Your Welfare Line
I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me.
There Ain't Enough Room in my Fruit of the Looms to Hold All My Lovin' for You
Four on the Floor and a Fifth Under the Seat
She Offered Her Honor, He Honored Her Offer, and All Through the Night it Was Honor and Offer
My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart
Thanks To the Cathouse, I'm In The Doghouse With You
They May Put Me In Prison But They Can't Stop My Face From Breaking Out
